'One of my students said, 'If you want men to like you, you gotta drink champagne!''
chimed in with some hilarious things their students have said to them in the comments section, and these will seriously make you snort-laugh:"Once, my first grader asked me, 'Ms. B, did you get a hand job?' I replied, 'Did I get a WHAT?' And she said, 'You know, did you go to the nail salon?' Yes I did — thank you for noticing.""My sister was in kindergarten when her teacher asked the class what they were allergic to. One kid said peanuts.
"I had to turn around to stop myself from laughing, before reminding him that we don't use language like that.""I'm just over five feet tall, and my little brother's friend once asked me if I was a kid or an adult. I laughed...but also died a little.""My 7th grade students knew I was single, and were trying to set me up with my male colleagues. One of them pointed to a history teacher and asked, 'What about him?' I told her that he was taken already.
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