You're lying if you say you've never had Thai takeaway and goon before.
You're in some posh, wanky pub where every drink costs you $10, but you can't be bothered moving on to somewhere new. So you end up dropping way too much money on an outrageously priced schnitty and chips that isn't anywhere near as good as the greasy kind that costs $12.On the other end of the spectrum, you find yourself in a really dodgy-looking bar that has definitely seen better days. The food's cheap, but...too cheap? You're drunk as hell, though, off their $4.
When it arrives, it's covered in rocket or Parmesan shavings and is so thin that all the toppings fall off when you pick it up by the crust.You're pretty shitfaced, but not drunk enough to want to eat anything in the bar you're in. You're craving a burger or noodles, and you need it now. So you go out, get some takeaway from across the road, and sneak it back in hidden in your coat or bag.
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