'On the first day of school you cry because your babies are growing up too fast, but after the 1st week of school you're like get out of my car.'
"6:30, so I have enough time to shower & cry."My favorite thing about the kids' first day of school is when they come home and I get carpal tunnel from the small truckload of papers that takes me three hours to sign.Weird how the first day of school also coincides with the first day anybody has ever driven a car.For the first day of school pickup, I threw away the snack wrappers from the backseat but I didn’t vacuum. Couldn’t set the bar too high for the rest of the year.
On the first day of school you cry because your babies are growing up too fast, but after the 1st week of school you're like get out of my car.— The Dad On the 1st day of school, my 6-year-old told me about his art teacher, Mr. McClay. This week, I found out his name is actually Mr. Mitchell. Turns out my kid has been calling him McClay because he thinks that's a better name for an art teacher.Yesterday was the first day of school and I found homework in my kids backpack five minutes before we had to leave. It was for me.If it wasn't for the first day of school, I'd never see my kids in a decent shirt one day a year.
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