22 Things People Say On Dating Apps, But Translated

'I rarely ever check this app.' ...Sure, Jan.

"I'm never gonna set up a concrete plan with you, however I won't hesitate to drunkenly hit you up on a Thursday at 3 a.m.""The number of Y's directly correlates to how many weeks it's been since I last got laid.

""I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO START THIS CONVERSATION SO I'M JUST GONNA GO FOR IT AND NOT OVERTHINK IT AND HOPEFULLY THEY'LL RESPOND WITH SOMETHING WITTY AND CUTE AND —""I'm about to plug all this shit into Cafe Astrology and find out our astrological compatibility before we meet in person. Also, you better not be a Gemini."

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