Fart really loudly and say 'WHOA THAT WAS A BIG ONE' to yourself.
2. Peer into every room for no reason at all, even your housemate's.4. Check random cupboards to see if anyone happens to be hiding there.6. Look in the mirror and practice poses as if you're modelling for a top fashion photographer.8. Practice your singing at top volume to test if you can really sing.10. Talk to yourself like you're being interviewed.12. Imagine that dance routine getting you into the finals of a national talent show.14.
30. Check your curtains are properly closed after you've already practiced sex positions on your pillow.32. Climb into bed and under the duvet and pretend you're in a faraway land.34. Worry that the neighbours will have heard the porn and hide under your duvet again.
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