'Being married has changed me in ways I could never have expected. For instance, now I know who Carrie Bradshaw is,' one Twitter user wrote.
There was a bug in the bathroom earlier and my wife and daughter both demanded that I dispatch the bug, despite my loud protests that this was extremely transphobic. Reader, they did not buy a word of it.My wife, an Aquarius, was invited to the White House this week and when I asked her if she took any pictures she replied, “For what?”being married has changed me in ways I could never have expected.
We’re watching House Hunters and I was like “Aw this episode has lesbians” and my wife looked up at the TV and said “I went to Canada with her once.”Being married to a woman is being low-level annoyed that she left her jeans on the floor of the bathroom all day, and then getting to bedtime and realising that they were your jeans all along.
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