'Getting married in the really olden times was so nuts it was like bye mom bye dad see you guys literally never again. I’ll be two miles away.' —historicalfits
My dad left me what I thought was a ring in his will. It was kinda small and as I was trying to get it on my finger he goes"Oh.
It's not a ring, it's your circumcision foreskin. We had it bronzed".i told the bus driver he was hot when i got off the bus because life's short but now he's my driver on the way back too so turns out life is long
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