Did you hear the one about the turkey who refused to eat dinner?
What did the Thanksgiving turkey say to the Christmas ham? Nice to meat you.What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies.If fruit comes from fruit trees, where do turkeys come from? Poul-trees.Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving? Because it’s a-maize-ing.What comes at the beginning of parades? The letter “p.”Did you hear about the scarecrow who won first prize? It was outstanding in its field.
What smells the best on Thanksgiving? Your nose.Where did the Pilgrims stand after landing on Plymouth Rock? On their feet.What do you call a sad cranberry? A blueberry.Did you hear about the Thanksgiving engagement ring? It’s 24 carrots.What kind of music do Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth rock.Why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield? Because the corn has ears.What did the scarecrow wear to Thanksgiving? A har-vest.
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