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to a-moose-ing animal one-liners, we're flush with all sorts of funny puns to keep the laughs coming for as long as you're willing to keep reading.
Along with food and animal witticisms, we've rounded up silly puns about love, coffee, math and science, including this smart quip:"A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon" and"Why didn’t the tea go up the hill? It was too steep."After all, like a hamburger, you're on a roll. So, read on for the veryPunny one-linersI had a taser once. It was stunning.What did one plant say to the other?"Girl, you really got me growing.
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