Every year, the March Madness bracket arrives, and every year, sports columnist JasonGay finds a new way to be eliminated by the end of opening weekend. His advice? Don’t follow his advice.
March Madness is here, and with it, a cherished American tradition: guessing haphazardly on a chaotic sport and losing a contest to people we don’t especially like.
I’d warn us both to sit it out, but it’s useless. I fill out a bracket year after year, and I’ve never won so much as a pencil, and I go back for more. I swear to you: Some years I can actually hear the bracket laughing at me. And I’m allegedly in the sports-watching business! I should just toss my 2023 bracket in a blender and make myself a Loser’s Smoothie.
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