Halloween is around the corner, which means it’s time to choose a costume that will show everyone that you are up-to-date on current events, but also extremely hot
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You could always turn to Yandy — our nation’s foremost purveyor of tiny, rayon costumes — which offers over 1,000 groundbreaking designs. In addition to traditional Halloween sexy classics , the online shop also offers a slew of topical options, like its Nicest Neighbor Costume , College Scandal Costume and Hard Outlaw Costume .
Yandy is not only attuned to the very cutting edge of culture and politics; they are masters of skirting copyright law by coming up with semi-clunky, just-accurate-enough descriptions for their costumes. In the spirit of this creativity, here are some other topical, sexy costume ideas with generic names that make just enough sense:Provocative Progressive Democratic Presidential Candidate and Marine FriendTalk Show Host Babe and Cute War Criminal FriendBlue Hedgehog Hottie with Human Teeth InsertVexing Anarchist Goose VixenAny costume companies interested in producing these designs should feel free to Venmo us $1 million.
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