If we are forced to house these tiny plastic interlopers, perhaps it’s time we sat down and had a chat
‘Sometimes at night I wonder, as you tiptoe around in my liver, about the role you play in making me the person I am.’‘Sometimes at night I wonder, as you tiptoe around in my liver, about the role you play in making me the person I am.’
And first, let me make something clear, I don’t want to be thought of as a landlord. OK? I’m just a guy, just a normal little guy like you – I’m not some scary flesh monster who’ll evict you for putting up pictures or hassle you for rent. I may be human, but I am alsoIn many ways microplastics, we’re just the same! I, too, enjoy adventure. I, too, enjoy swarming through darkness with a thousand of my closest friends, seeing what the evening brings.
Would it be an awful pain if you just didn’t do the thing with the inflammation, cell death, lung and liver effects? I appreciate you. Me and you, microplastics that live in my body, we ride through life together like Lennon and McCartney, Joey and Chandler, Greta Thunberg and the internet men who get angry about her. I’m the bread-winner, popping off to work to maintain our internal ecosystem, you’re the wisecracking in-sidekick, with your insistence that you’re the sixth major food group and suggestion that we should chuck out takeaways and just eat the box instead.
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