MISSOULA, MT—In a display presenting a rich, detailed portrait of their family histories and ancestral lineages, website GeneologyMe.com shows its users a chart of which dead people busted loads inside which other dead people, sources confirmed Thursday. “It turns out I hail from a long line of Irish people who,…
MISSOULA, MT—In a display presenting a rich, detailed portrait of their family histories and ancestral lineages, website GeneologyMe.com shows its users a chart of which dead people busted loads inside which other dead people, sources confirmed Thursday.
“It turns out I hail from a long line of Irish people who, according to this chart, mostly busted their fat loads into other Irish people right up until 1852, when one of them blasted a nut into a Norwegian,” Elizabeth Vanderkirk, 28, said as she studied a family tree that revealed she was related to a lot of long-dead people who had dropped big, thick loads of cum across much of Europe.
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