'I'm so bored of Boris Johnson I could scream,' AndrewMarr9 starts his poem
I'm so bored of Boris Johnson I could spewGenial, liberal Boris in the years at London's City HallVery fast to take the credit, eg Borisbikes, eg Crossrail -He sliced through state bureaucracy that was ByzantineThen his return to Parliament, prepared to oil and suckHe always wanted
to be lovable like Paddington or GromitHe picks a thing up, caresses it, then wrecks itOf whoppers, fibs and fraudulence and guileA glittering tree on which all life's prizes hungBut then, they said, we've given too lavish a gift-listAnd everything will turn to dust. Bad, then badder
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