I don’t mean to oversimplify, but you’d think that rich women have it pretty easy these days! No matter how sad an heiress or CEO might be, their wealth affords them an indescribable level of luxury. When they’re feeling down, they can, hypothetically, take private jets to various remote islands and post bikini photos with their venture capitalist boyfriends. If the world were to end and everyone they loved perished in the literal fires of climate change, money would grant them access to the austere solitude of palatial underground compounds in New Zealand.
, wrote: “Jennifer Lopez isn’t the lead, but her star power eclipses everything else in the film.” Similarly, her bob eclipsed everything else on the red carpet as well.Regardless, it’s clear that these these bobs are in conversation with each other. Rich women worldwide appear to be metastasizing into something far more nefarious than I ever could have imagined.
As wealth continues to concentrate, and apocalyptic anxieties tighten their grip on the cultural conscience, I’ve begun to fear that more bobs will continue to sprout up in the most unlikely of places. I could have sworn I saw a union-busting media buyout and private equity hostile takeover both sporting a sleek bobthe other day! I also reached out to numerous salons while researching the haircut’s return to power and none would return my request for comment.
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