Boris Johnson Writes for a Tabloid Now, and His First Column Is on Ozempic

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Boris Johnson Writes for a Tabloid Now, and His First Column Is on Ozempic
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The former prime minister is now Daily Mail colleagues with Meghan McCain.

prior to entering politics in 2001—makes it clear his transition from one of the most powerful politicians in Europe to a gossip columnist is well-earned, and he wastes no time in spilling the tea. Describing how he learned about Ozempic—the diabetes medication that’s taken the weight loss industry by storm—Boris wrote, “I first thought that something was up when I saw that a certain member of the Cabinet had miraculously changed his appearance. He had acquired a new jawline.

In other words, Johnson is really not so different from any of the hordes of Twitter users speculating about which celebs are or aren’t on Ozempic every time there’s a red carpet. Johnson writes that his “spider senses were jangling” by the time he “noticed another colleague whose silhouette was shrinking visibly; and another.”After 40 years of moral failure, 40 years of weakness in the face of temptation… I was going to acquire a new and invincible chemical willpower.

This, mind you, is just Johnson’s first column, coming about a year after he announced his resignation as prime minister after a string of ethics scandals—including that he helped cover up sexual misconduct allegations against a conservative lawmaker. Who knows what the former prime minister’s loftier ambitions in this space may include, as he competes with U.K. tabloid columnist royalty like, say, the

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