A crisis sweeping across the UK is so much worse than first thought with one nightmare turning into a doomsday “oblivion”.
After being slowly boiled in Mumbai and barbecued at the buzzer in Paris, England is once again swirling the plug hole in to sporting oblivion.
Once again the nation’s barometer for the fallout has been Piers Morgan, with the one-time tabloid editor producing enough salt to sustain the nation’s Bovril intake. Released by the Department of Culture, Media and Sport, figures show 25 per cent of British adults and 50 per cent of children are not meeting the recommended daily amount of physical activity, which is acceptable for dominating darts but not pushing risky singles.
After years as a laughing stock, England has sadly emerged as a dominant player in recent years, with the nation’s rule extending beyond its usual vocation of cricket, rugby and hooliganism. This powerful era has also been underpinned by the rude health of their omni-powerful domestic football scene.
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