Digested week: crap sifting and seed gathering – I was born for middle age | Lucy Mangan

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Digested week: crap sifting and seed gathering – I was born for middle age | Lucy Mangan
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Storage boxes: a lifetime’s ambition fulfilled.Last modified on Fri 19 Aug 2022 13.37 BSTToday I took delivery of 20 large, sturdy, matching storage boxes in which to store all the 20 categories of crap in my house, thereby fulfilling a lifetime’s ambition of having 20 large, sturdy, matching storage boxes in which to store all the 20 categories of crap in my house.

In short, I have unlocked a new level of middle age. It feels great. This is the age I was born for. Some people are good at being children, some light up the sky with their teenage breakneck energy and enthusiasm. Ambitious types thrive in their 20s and 30s. I did none of those things. I have basically been waiting until life slows to the seed-gathering, crap-sifting, back-twinging speed that is my natural tempo. I could not be happier.What is this? A strange phenomenon is upon us.

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