The modern world is filled with ways to dissociate. For example, have you tried eating an orange in the shower?
Inspired by the rave reviews, my colleague Danya bravely added an orange to her shower routine on Thursday morning and reported that the overall experience was “EUPHORIC.” Peeling it while her conditioner sunk in added “a little element of danger” due to her nails being wet and weak while attempting to puncture the skin.
In order to avoid eating a wet piece of fruit, she put her shoulder in the water to keep warm and ate the orange outside the stream. She added that the only drawback is the carcass, which she threw out in the kitchen after collecting it in a little pile on her shower’s built-in soap shelf, like so:It sounds like the main appeal of the shower orange is simply knowing that, while the world deteriorates outside, you’re in the shower, eating an orange. That’s good enough for me.
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