In newyorkerhumor: How David Blaine drinks coffee, writes e-mails, cooks dinner, and more.
David puts himself in a giant coffee filter and has boiling water poured over his body. He drinks a nice hot cup of himself to start the day.You send an e-mail to David asking him a question. David writes back, “I’ll just tell you in person.” You look up from your computer and David is standing right in front of you. You scream.David waits at a bus stop.
But his hand stays in your grip. It is just a disembodied hand, still shaking up and down. This is the worst day of your life.David stands upright in a bathroom stall for seven days. He consumes only water, and is not allowed to make use of the toilet. The stall is made of glass so everyone can make sure he is not going to the bathroom. He becomes the first person ever to do this, and also the first person ever to want to do this.David cuts into an onion.
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