To say it was finger-lickin’ good would be too crude
, but never has the approach been quite so… horny. Here are the highlights you can look forward to, should you, like me, choose to spend a couple hours trying to date the Hot Colonel in a fried-chicken-branded video game:The game unfolds in ten parts, each of which involves some crucial decisions that could spell your untimely demise or otherwise bring the narrative to a regrettable halt.
and even a hint of chest at one point, and just sigh. If the goal of the game is to objectify the man who gifted the world with eleven secret herbs and spices, then mission accomplished: now, an entire generation of gamers will grow up with the cursed knowledge that anime Colonel Sanders is finger lickin’ fine.
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