The internet may have killed Glanc’s dirty magazine business when he was 13, but it also gave us Keyboard Cat, a song about soup and preserved Don Rickles for eternity
n grade 7, I made my own dirty magazine. I photocopied pages out of Playboy, stapled them together and repackaged it as Ahooga Magazine – which I wrote in bubble writing on the front cover. I then sold them at school to anyone who knew where to find me . Arnie, who ran the milk bar on my street, pretended I wasn’t 13 when I bought the Playboys, and I pretended that the photocopying I was doing on Dad’s Canon copier was for a science project.
For a while business was good; unless my classmates had their own Arnie or knew where their parents kept the naughty VHS tapes, there wasn’t a whole lot of places they could go to see images of boobies. But soon everything changed. By grade 8, demand for my magazine plummeted. The internet had arrived. My classmates had discovered sex.com and my plan to become Australia’s Larry Flynt was in tatters.
Sign up for the fun stuff with our rundown of must-reads, pop culture and tips for the weekend, every Saturday morningSo, as you can imagine, I have mixed feelings about the internet. On the one hand, I can see that it is probably the greatest technological advance of our time, but on the other, it ruined my publishing business. Of course, in addition to nudes, there is no better place to find funny content. So, begrudgingly, here are my 10 favourite funny vids on the web.I love this.
. We ask for your permission before anything is loaded, as they may be using cookies and other technologies. To view this content,One of my favourite comedy specials is Adam Sandler’s Netflix special 100% Fresh. This song by Aiden Willcox, a new Melbourne comic, feels like it could easily have been something the Sandman wrote. It’s delightful, catchy, surprising and silly – everything I love about musical comedy.Watching Don Rickles is an absolute thrill.
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