The Daily Mirror have either scaled new heights or plumbed new depths in the transfer story headline-writing game, depending on your point of view.
It’s a staggering piece of work.Sometimes Mediawatch sees something so brazen, so staggering in its shamelessness, that we have no choice other than to stand and applaud the sheer brass-balled chutzpah of the whole enterprise.website today achieves such things and more with what may very well be the absolute zenith of the despicable genre of headline which contains no out-and-out falsehood but deliberately and malevolently sets out specifically to deceive.
Don’t worry, there’s no shame in that. Indeed, it’s a positive; this could almost be one of those riddles your aunt puts on Facebook that says ‘If you can solve this then the FBI reckon it might mean you’re a psychopath’. Or worse still, a headline writer for the Mirror website.For those unfortunates who don’t already have an in-built alarm system blaring away at a headline like that, the intro should tip them off.
That price will likely have increased since. The 22-year-old scored 14 goals and notched 17 assists last term as Napoli won Serie A and reached the Champions League quarter-finals. This falls into that category of story where you should ask yourself ‘Is the opposite story more compelling?’ and if the answer is yes, spike it. Kane saying ‘Gah, it’s just a shame that will come too late for me as I’ll be fully Eden Hazarding it by then’ would be far more newsworthy.
If you are sensationalised by the news that Manchester City are the likeliest team to win the league, with Arsenal, Liverpool and Tottenham the current likeliest teams to round out the top four, or that Sheffield United and Luton are likely to get relegated, then you are very easily staggered. Well that’s a bit different to ‘offload’. Maybe perhaps possibly looking at sending a hugely talented young player out on loan because he’s going to struggle for game time for you at this moment in time doesn’t seem like it’s egg-on-face territory. Seems like it’s an entirely normal and routine player-development decision that happens literally all the time at literally all the clubs.
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