Mark Andrews: The secret to unbridled joy? It's all in the switches

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Mark Andrews: The secret to unbridled joy? It's all in the switches
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I guess I can't really claim it as an exclusive, as presumably it will have been released to other media around the world.

But as far as I am aware, it appears to have so far escaped the attention of The Sun, the Daily Mail, Sky, CNN and Abberley Village News. So chances are, you read it here first.

My first thought on reading the press release was that it speaks volumes about Teutonic attention to detail that they get so excited about a humble electrical switch. Aren't they pretty much of a muchness? And what is the 'pinnacle of mechanical switch performance'? Don't they just turn things on and off?

Maybe that's why I seldom experience joy when I sit down at my computer screen first thing in the morning. Usually it's just frustration as to why I need so many passwords to get into the thing, followed by exasperation as to why it doesn't do what I want it to once I've cranked the thing up. And then having to switch on and off three or four times to deal with all the different glitches which the people who read PC Magazine would doubtless explain to me in great detail.

"Fail to consider which type of switch is right for you, and you could be robbing yourself of years of comfort, function, and style," the magazine warns. And failing to consider my switches I have done indeed.

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