Am I generalising? Yes. Do I care? No.
God, apparently as a prank, devised two sexes and called them “opposite”. Even though there is only a pair of chromosomes which separate us, I often feel that men are not just from Mars, but from a different galaxy altogether.ISTOCK
A hetero male’s brain starts working the minute he wakes up in the morning and doesn’t stop until it sees a beautiful woman. What excites your average bloke? Pornhub, food, footy, fast cars, beer and barbecues. It’s passé to mention peeing on the toilet seat, but I’m sorry – how can you miss that gaping hole? It’s not as though we’re asking you to aim into a shot glass. Another habit women can’t comprehend is men clipping their toenails in front of the telly, then leaving a little pile on the coffee table. Clean up your act, fellas!
Because men, in general, still rule the world. They’re also still the generals in the sex war. Until women get equal pay and blokes stop waging war over wages, the battle of the sexes will drag on, as it has since the dawn of time.
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