✍️ Tam Cowan believes Her Majesty the Queen deserves a majestic food-tastic send-off
I’m guessing Great British Bake Off winner Nadiya Hussain wouldn’t understand that honking old joke as - hold on to your Findus lasagne, folks - she has NEVER used a microwave oven!
A fiver says we’re talking a proper sit-down, steak pie job . Yup, I bet Jack & Victor - no strangers to gatecrashing a funeral - would have given their last goldie for an invite to Monday’s bash. A lot of supermarkets and high street stores will be shut on Monday while, as a mark of respect, I hear DFS won’t be having a sale. Also, when Kevin Bridges takes to the stage at The Hydro on Monday night, there’s talk of a ceasefire between members of the audience. That’s a lovely touch.
Fried eggs ON the toast is a game-changer, the smoked bacon was deliciously crispy and my sausages were well-done as requested.Okay, my cholesterol might be higher than Joe Pasquale’s voice, but help is at hand. As reported this week, a new obesity jab could slash the risk of Type 2 diabetes by over 60 percent.
PS. My favourite Queen-related story from the past seven days? Princess Anne’s son, Peter Phillips, was captaining Gordonstoun School at rugby and the referee - take a bow, Colin Baillie - greeted him for the coin toss by saying: “Okay, do you want tails… or granny?”During this period of national mourning, the BBC has suspended all comedy programmes as they feel it’s wrong to make people laugh or even smile.Listen, we refused to go on air last Saturday and Sunday as a simple mark of respect.
Meanwhile, as talented Aberdeenshire singer Emeli Sande says champagne is her favourite drink as it contains the fewest calories, can I just point out to any Patrick Thistle fans who read this story that champagne is, well, kinda like a fizzy white wine…?
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