Meg Ryan was declared ‘unrecognizable’ in headlines after attending a screening – even though the tabloids clearly recognized her
Meg Ryan leaves house, faces instant misogyny
Anyway, since so many people seem to be unaware of how to age in a tabloid-friendly manner, a quick recap of The Rules. First and foremost, ladies, remember that you need to agenaturally. Not so naturally that you get wrinkles and grey hair and actually look your age. Yuck! Not like that. No, you need to age naturally in a way that makes it looks like you haven’t aged at all. You need to age in a way which makes it seem like you’re still youthful enough for Leonardo DiCaprio.
Finally, rule number three. If you are incapable of ageing in a way that would please a committee consisting of the Daily Mail, the New York Post, Piers Morgan andthen DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE. Ageing inappropriately in a public space is just very bad form if you’re a woman. And then of course there’s all the furor over Madonna’s face. Earlier this year, Madonna’s appearance at the Grammysabout how much cosmetic surgery she’d had done. Piers Morgan, never one to miss a chance to indulge in some casual misogyny, shared a closeup photo of the 64-year-old pop legend with the caption: “I thought Halloween was in October.
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