LONDON—Crashing through the stained glass window of Westminster Abbey in a desperate attempt to free himself, a panicked King Charles III was seen flailing wildly Saturday after getting his head stuck inside the coronation crown. “Help! Help! Get me out of this godforsaken crown this instant!” said the king, who tried…
LONDON—Crashing through the stained glass window of Westminster Abbey in a desperate attempt to free himself, a panicked King Charles III was seen flailing wildly Saturday after getting his head stuck inside the coronation crown. “Help! Help! Get me out of this godforsaken crown this instant!” said the king, who tried to use his jewel-encrusted scepter to pry off St.
Edward’s Crown before accidentally getting his pants caught on a pulley that hoisted him onto the face of Big Ben, exposing his heart-patterned boxers for the entire kingdom to see. “Ow, it hurts! Butter, I need butter! Obey your king’s command for more butter! Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!” At press time, Prince William reportedly attempted to free his father by cutting his head off with a sword.
Australia Latest News, Australia Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
King Charles III’s coronation live updates: Charles, Camilla travel in Diamond Jubilee State CoachThe coronation procession kicks off with King Charles III and Queen Camilla on their way to Westminster Abbey.
Read more »
King Charles III’s coronation live updates: Charles pledges the coronation oathCORONATION LATEST: Charles and Camilla are each wearing a Robe of State as they enter Westminster Abbey. Charles’ robe was worn by his grandfather King George VI at his coronation in 1937.
Read more »
King Charles III’s coronation live updates: Prince William places stole on Charles📸: Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis hold hands behind their parents Prince William and Catherine, Prince and Princess of Wales, during the coronation of King Charles III and Queen Camilla.
Read more »
King Charles III’s coronation live updates: Charles given orb, scepters and coronation gloveKing Charles pledges the coronation oath, placing his hand on the Holy Bible and says, 'The things which I have here before promised, I will perform and keep. So help me God.'
Read more »
Coronation of a King: What to know about King Charles III's coronationCharles became heir to the throne at the age of 3, and now he will finally get to be crowned as king. Here is every little detail you need to know.
Read more »
King Charles’s Coronation Live Updates: King Charles and Queen Camilla Arrive at Westminster AbbeyDr. Jill Biden arrived to King Charles III’s coronation with her granddaughter, Finnegan. Representing the president, Biden opted for a blue look by Ralph Lauren. Finnegan opted for American designer Markarian. See more live updates from today’s event.
Read more »