Suddenly, I’m feeling WAY better about my own family.
to share the most embarrassing moments they've experienced while dining out with their families — from the absolute horror stories to the LOL-worthy tales they'll never forget — and boy, oh boy...they did"I was 8 months pregnant on my birthday. This was back in the 90s, so I was wearing a denim overall dress. My parents took me out to eat, and the servers were super nice! They tied a bunch of helium balloons to the strap of my dress to be cute.
"Another thing: my dad, for whatever reason, never reads the menu — he just tries to order custom food. In case it's not obvious, my siblings and I hate going out to eat with him.""My aunt is vegan, but her husband — my uncle — is not. My parents took them out to hibachi, and my mom confused the absolute fuck out of the waitress, saying that she wantedwithout egg, for both of them.
This same meal, my mom wanted warm water to drink because she had a sore throat, but the waitress was clearly not understanding the word 'warm.' My fucking mother would not let up and kept saying it over and over. Finally, I intervened and told her to get me hot water, cold water, and an empty glass. My mother yelled at me saying that she wantedwater, not ANY of the things I asked for. The waitress brought them over and I literally MIXED some warm water for her.
My parents tried to leave a normal tip, but I forced them to leave a $100 tip for the bullshit they pulled. Now any time I go to that restaurant, I wear a disguise because I"One of the weirder experiences I've had was back when I was a kid — the first time my cousin got out of jail. My grandma took him out to lunch with my mom, and for some reason, she brought me and my sister with her. It was so awkward seeing him again because we were like, 'hi, yes, hello...
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