Pornhub is joining outlets like Walmart, Target, Best Buy by offering its own Black Friday deal—a lifetime premium membership for $299, called LifePlan
. It's a time when we spend money with wanton abandon, on tech and toys and gifts and things that we don't need at all. But porn, porn will always be there no matter how hard society tries to pretend it isn't. It is an industry that is slowly gaining the mainstream acceptance it deserves. It's full of people who"Every year for Black Friday – which is typically the busiest shopping day of the year – we’re inundated with door-buster deals for electronics, clothes and more.
A tip of the hat for the latke reference Corey. I'll be consuming about three dozen in a few weeks. Though, I don't like watching porn with hands coated with sour cream and latke grease. LifePlan is the only Black Friday deal out there that will be with you for life, unlike that door-buster television with the jankey OLED screen.
Pornhub Premium memberships also offer the gift of 1080p 4K videos, faster streaming, additional content, no ads and virtual reality. Aside from the free library, Pornhub currently houses around 125,000 premium videos, so you'd likely need a lifetime membership to work your way through that. We live in the age of content, some of that content is porn. Hell, a lot of that content is porn. Since we're paying for porn again, may as well get the best price possible.
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