From divorces to cancer scares to new business ventures, the Season 7 premiere of RHOP was a chaotic, hilarious, supersized mess. Let’s dig in.
buying a house with her soon-to-be ex-husband Michael. Candiace Dillard Bassett is freezing her eggs and yelling at Chris for having a job. Robyn Dixon wants a prenup for whenever she and Juan walk down the aisle . Mia Thornton’s accused of being some sort of cancer-scare opportunist. Karen Huger is doing her typical Lucille Ball schtick. Wendy Osefo’s going into business with the Lisa Vanderpump of the East Coast, Peter Thomas.
In another medical storyline, Candiace is freezing her eggs. She’s also very exhausted, which she announces in every scene. Thankfully, the “Drive Back” singer is more concerned with yelling at her husband for working too much than making us care about her fertility journey. Chris seemingly couldn’t take the other women calling him broke any longer and got a job as a general manager of a hotel restaurant.
Of course, we have to talk about Ashley’s pending divorce some more. There’s nothing Ashley loves more than distressing her protective Uncle Lump with news about her disgusting marriage, so we get a scene of him trashing her decision to potentially get a house with Michael while her sons scream in the background.