Australia currently has a few stars wandering around, and it has unearthed a strange reality we need to face together as a nation.
They are on a mission they have no chance of winning because no matter where they are in Australia, they are still probably only 10 meters away from a Boost Juice or, in the glory days of the early 2000s, a Gloria Jeans.
Even with that glitzy level at the junction, no celebrity can look chic on vinyl flooring with harsh down lighting.Nicolas Cage poses with fans at Busselton Asian grocery store Food of Asia.Currently we have Nicolas Cage swanning around Western Australia, which, honestly, looks more like trudging. Thanks to his quirky eyewear, he looks less like a slick leading man and more like your zany film studies lecturer.Even our own Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban look silly trying to prance around Sydney. Firstly, it is pretty clear Nicole is terrified of getting her porcelain skin sunburnt, so she’s always ridiculously covered up, which makes her sun safe goals.
Sure, it makes sense that they are there, but they are also teachers and shouldn’t be staking out curly chips in the same place you are.Yet it is also comforting to know he can physically get out of that enormous chair to hang out with Nicole.Nicole and Keith belong in Hollywood. Picture: Mike Coppola/Getty Images
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