Clearly, the insurance company deserves an “A” for following the guidelines I learned at the New York Institute of Advertising. “Tell them. Tell them again. Then tell them you tol…
It appears that I have fallen prey to the unseemly effects of advertising. It’s true that I’m one of those people who can get a song stuck in my head and find myself unable to unwrap myself from it. From the day that I met Elvis Presley, “Love Me Tender” repeated uninterrupted in my head for five years. When he married Priscilla, instead of me, I finally was able to let go.
And here’s the scary part, I know: “Price, price and price,” I answer. That ad seems to precede almost every television show I watch. Even if I change channels, there it is again subliminally taunting me with, “Got you again!” Who belongs to that belly and why would anyone think they could lose it without any work? No exercise. Just take a pill. No fasting or dieting. Just do it the easy way. Maybe the hidden secret is that no one actually looks like that now stuck-in-my-head image, so it makes everyone feel better about themselves. Or, it drives them to distraction.
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