Sex in games has finally become personal.
Sex in games is no longer a rarity, with even blockbuster releases offering everything from soft-core screwing in space to making love atop a stuffed unicorn. It's also not yet a perfected art. But while the act is still a minefield of potentially mood-dampening clipping errors, the foreplay of games has never been better. Thanks to this, sex in games has finally become, well, sexy.
In the end, desperate for companionship and quickly running out of options, I turned to Suvi, the Science Officer. We'd flirted once or twice earlier in the game without too much cringe. Surely she would be a good choice for a late game sex-against-the-stars spectacular? Sadly, no. Turns out I'd left it too late and none of the flirt options were available anymore.
In The Witcher 3, all women orgasm the same. It might be a Geralt thing—who knows—but for anyone who has hooked up with multiple people within CD Project Red's epic RPG, it's slightly unnerving to see the exact same animations used in every sexual encounter. Geralt's introductions may be different, and the settings can vary wildly, but within a few short thrusts, the result is like clockwork.
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