Fine. All is forgiven, Michael Irvin. Bring back your drugs and your fur coat and your scissors and — most of all — your winning. While we’re at it, welcome home the rest of the bad ol’ Dallas Cowboys from the good ol’ days, because as this once-proud f...
Billy Joel sang it, true Cowboys fans feel it: It's better to laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints.Fine. All is forgiven, Michael Irvin. Bring back your drugs and your fur coat and your scissors and — most of all — your winning.from the good ol’ days, because as this once-proud franchise embarked on training camp No. 64 on July 25 in Oxnard, California, this much is undeniable: The Cowboys haven’t won diddly squat since the inmates ran the asylum.with the Choir ’Boys.
Their last Super Bowl came in 1996; the 27-year drought is by far the longest in franchise history. The Dallas Mavericks and Dallas Stars endured similar streaks, and the Texas Rangers are in Year 52 without winning a World Series. “I found that is not quite as responsive to one’s individual ask as you might think,” Jones joked last summer. “I’m not trying to be sacrilegious here, but the facts are that I would right now, if I could, and I knew that I had a good chance to do it, I’d do anything known to man to get in a Super Bowl.”
After 12-win regular seasons, the last two postseasons have ended in soul-crushing losses to the San Francisco 49ers. In the 2021 playoffs they had the ball but ran out of time in a six-point loss; in 2022 they had the ball but ran out of time in a seven-point defeat. Despite record-breaking offensive seasons, in those losses to the Niners the Dak Prescott-led Cowboys managed only 17 and 12 points, respectively.
His next misstep off the field will be his first. Alas, entering his eighth NFL season he owns only two playoff wins — both in the wild-card round. In the 2021 playoff loss to San Francisco, Prescott accidentally ran the clock out while sliding in the middle of the field. Last season, with his team trailing by seven points and 2:59 remaining, he threw two incompletions and took a sack.
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