Can we all just please agree that I don’t have to be involved with you and your kids’ social media?
I know I sound like a shrew, and my friends are probably rolling their eyes at me as they read. Frankly, I don’t care. I cannot bear the responsibility of having to watch what I say online so that your precious snowflake will believe in Santa Claus for one more year. I like to use inappropriate language, and I have no intention of stopping just because your kid is using dirty words they learned from my Facebook account at the dinner table.
I post pictures of booze and cocktails—lots of them. Sometimes, I’m even a little tipsy in my photos. Do you really want to have to explain why Mrs. Burke is on the countertop wearing a pink boa and singing ’80s songs? On second thought, don’t answer that. And also, don’t lecture me on bad choices and inappropriate online sharing, m’kay? Because myfriends understand and are doing the same things.
I don’t need to interact with school-aged kids any more than I already do in this house, much less online. I may not be able to pee alone, but I can certainly complain about it in the privacy of my Twitter house—and I don’t need your kids watching me when I Tweet my pants.
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