Study Finds Massive Uptick In Births 9 Months After International Carrot Day

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Study Finds Massive Uptick In Births 9 Months After International Carrot Day
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BERKELEY, CA—Calling the correlation between the holiday and human fertility “quite shocking,” a new study published Thursday found a massive uptick in births nine months after International Carrot Day. “The data show that far more children than usual are conceived on or around Apr. 4, the day dedicated to this…

BERKELEY, CA—Calling the correlation between the holiday and human fertility “quite shocking,” a new study published Thursday found a massive uptick in births nine months after International Carrot Day. “The data show that far more children than usual are conceived on or around Apr.

“Although we cannot say for certain, these thousands of additional babies were likely conceived at carrot parties and carrot harvest festivals by parents who observed the holiday by having uninhibited and indiscriminate sex with multiple partners.

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