While the prime minister made another pointless jaunt to Devon, the Labour leader headed off to The Hague
thought he would get some practice in before the next election. And why not? Most European leaders already regard him as the de facto UK prime minister. So the Labour leader, decked out in his favourite international hitman black shirt, had headed off to Europol headquarters in The Hague to discuss how to stop the small boats. After all, Inaction Man hadn’t managed to sort it out over the past 12 months, so he might as well have a go.
It took a while for Sunak to respond. He’d been too busy on another helicopter awayday from Downing Street. This time on another pointless jaunt to Devon. To watch the sewage pouring into rivers. Another Tory triumph. But he did eventually make time to record a television pool clip. Starmer working with Europol was a betrayal of Brexit, he claimed. The EU would force us to take back 100,000 immigrants as part of a returns deal.
But Sunak wasn’t finished. He also wanted to explain that he hadn’t deliberately let five hospitals affected with Raac fall to pieces while he was chancellor. What he had done was delayed mending them until they could be considered part of a new hospitals building plan some years later. Which was obviously a huge improvement. He was also thrilled that hospital waiting lists were now at their highest level ever. Showed how much people value the NHS.
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