'Excuse me while I overthink this and get back to you.'
got told i look like a model last night and i was like sir i’m 5’2” surely you could find a more accurate way to flirt with meMet galas theme being Murica or whatever and everyone understood the assignment because it is pure chaos,
no consistency, bad vibes, incoherent… just rich people doing up rich people tings.I love Twitter cause it's like a scavenger hunt. Every day I get to follow the clues to find out why people are mad, and if I win, I get to be mad too!
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