The Absolute Moron’s Guide to the Debt Ceiling

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The Absolute Moron’s Guide to the Debt Ceiling
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If you’re a real moron, this FAQ is for you.

Literally?Well, it’s … what I’m telling you is that it’s not a real ceiling.What are you not getting about it not being a real ceiling?Okay, fine, so let’s say for the sake of explaining things that it is a real ceiling, even though it’s not.The problem we’re facing is that the “room” is almost completely filled up with debt, and there’s barely any more space. In order to fit more debt in the room, we need to tear off this ceiling and replace it with a higher ceiling.

Well, it’s all very confusing when you go back and forth like that — it’s not a real ceiling, no now it is, now it isn’t again.In 2008 I voted for Bill Clinton. I vote for him every time; he’s the best man for the job, in my opinion. Not only did Bill Clinton not run for president in 2008, but he will never run for president ever again because he can’t constitutionally serve more than two terms.Just like the actual, tangible debt ceiling, except metaphorical.

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