SexDiaries '6:15 a.m. Shut off my alarm. Dick pic came in at 2:34 a.m. from West Coast and it’s a good one. I zoom in and examine it for a few minutes...'
Photo-Illustration: James Gallagher This week, a woman sexting her West Coast crush during her mommy book club: 47, divorced, Brooklyn6:15 a.m. Alarm goes off. I stretch and moan and my shirt pulls up over my ribs and half of my left breast. I take a picture and save it for later. Too early to send to the West Coast. I get up and get breakfast going for my daughters.
5:45 p.m. Making dinner and get a hey you text from N in Tribeca. We met in theater group last year. He stared at me so hard the first meeting that I felt myself getting turned on from across the room and prayed he was single. He’s poly and a model and 14 years younger and he worships me. I don’t get it but I don’t question my good fortune.
5:15 p.m. Dinner at my parents’ with my girls and it’s all laughter and John Denver playing in the background. We play Sorry and eat apple crisp and I get a text from West Coast that says Remember when I made you cum on the Metro? Someone tells me it’s my turn and I’m flustered and laughing and my cheeks are red and I love it. My mom knows a bit of what’s going on and she gives me a knowing look and I make an exaggerated effort of putting the phone across the room and we get back to the game.
5:00 p.m. My daughters are with their dad until Sunday. I grab some biscotti from work and pick up some Bailey’s for book club. I’m 87 years old right now.
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