Opinion: The Morrison Cabinet meets itself coming the other way | tonyowright
“Who the hell forgot to order the vaccines?” demanded Health Minister Scott Morrison.“Fairly sure that was you,” ventured Finance Minister Scott Morrison.“They were going to be very expensive, and you know we are committed to responsible economic management,” said Finance Minister Morrison.
“Good idea. Meanwhile, get rid of that bloke Cormann who thinks he’s the finance minister,” said Finance Minister Morrison. “Toss him the keys to the plane and send him off around the world to scare up votes for whatever foreign job he wants this week.”
Australia Latest News, Australia Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
Jacqui Lambie slams Scott Morrison over secret moveJacqui Lambie has called for Scott Morrison to front the media and answer questions following reports he secretly swore himself into ministerial roles during the pandemic.
Read more »
Anthony Albanese seeking legal advice following claims Scott Morrison was secretly sworn into ministry rolesThe former prime minister was reportedly given powers to act as health minister, finance minister and resources minister during his tenure.
Read more »
Scott Morrison 'secretly swore himself into ministerial roles': reportScott Morrison took his own cabinet ministers by surprise by secretly swearing himself into extra portfolios during his time as prime minister, according to a Newscorp report.
Read more »
‘We all know Scott Morrison had trouble doing the job he had’: AlbanesePrime Minister Anthony Albanese says Australians need a prime minister that’s 'focused on the job that they’re given,” after it was revealed former prime minister Scott Morrison was secretly sworn into three cabinet positions during the pandemic. “We all know Scott Morrison had trouble doing the job that he had,” Mr Albanese said during a media conference. “Perhaps it was because he was doing so many different jobs that we didn’t know that he had.”
Read more »
Anthony Albanese seeks legal advice over reports Scott Morrison secretly swore himself into ministry rolesReports claim former prime minister’s senior cabinet colleagues were unaware he allegedly swore himself into three ministry positions
Read more »
Scott Farquhar buys $10.85m house on Central Coast beachfrontThe co-founder of software giant Atlassian and his investment banker wife have set a record for Avoca Beach with their purchase of the five-bedroom home.
Read more »