We have reached the final frontier of Housewifery.
You’re probably sick of hearing me say it because I say it so often, but in Late Stage Housewifery, all fights on the show are about the show. The only phrases I might say more often are “Is there any chocolate?” and “Wow, these poppers areis taking it to another level with the reintroduction of our once and future champion, Tamra Barney Judge.
Anyway, Emily and Shannon talk about Tamra when they meet up for a hike, though the most shocking thing we see is when Emily drinks out of Archie’s dog bowl before throwing the rest of the water on the parched California earth. They start talking about Tamra, and Shannon says that as soon as Tamra got fired, she started talking all of this trash about her on podcasts.
Compare this to the weird fight between Gina and Heather Dubrow, the world’s worst nurse, who is trying to take care of her husband, Leather Jacket Dubrow, using only butt touches and foot rubs. Heather thinks that she and Gina had a great bond going and then Gina just dumped her and stopped responding to her texts. Heather says that Gina canceled on her multiple times but then would post online that she was at events with some of the other ladies on the show, namely her bestie Emily.
But there is a subtle difference between these two fights. The one between Heather and Gina is of an old variety. Yes, it is a fight about whether or not they’re real friends or show friends, which is essentially a fight about the show. But the show stuff is all subtext that they’re not addressing. The fourth wall is fully intact.
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