There's Only One Blockbuster Left On Earth. It's Time To Make It A Landmark.
Okay. Now that you've had a little time to process, I suggest we turn our GRIEF into ACTION. We only have one Blockbuster left, and we must protect it at all costs. Which is why I'm proposing that we turn it into a national landmark.Now, before you say that's impossible, HEAR ME OUT!!! We turned the Grand Canyon into a national landmark, and that thing is just a big hole.The Liberty Bell gets to be a landmark, even though it's basically broken.
If all these so-called"important" landmarks are protected, then surely the last Blockbuster on earth should be protected, too.She's All That ? Did the Golden Gate Bridge ever sell you a jumbo bucket of microwave popcorn and a king-sized box of Sour Patch Kids?? Did the Hoover Dam ever remind you to be kind and please rewind??? I THINK NOT!My friends, the answer is clear: The Blockbuster in Bend, Oregon must become a national landmark. Heck, make their entire strip mall a landmark.
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