150 Best Dad Jokes That Will Actually Make Your Family Laugh
At least I know I can always count on my fingers.My dentist appointment is at tooth hurt-y.Goodbye boiling water, you will be mist.I brought an egg to a comedy show and he cracked up.That ghost was such a bad liar…I could see right through him!Spiders are so smart, they know everything on the web.I had to get a neck brace last year and I haven’t looked back since.I don’t want to be friends with Dracula anymore, he’s such a pain in the neck!A joke becomes a dad joke once it is apparent.
I used to fill my tires for free, but now it costs a dollar. I guess that’s the inflation everyone’s talking about. I’m such a morning person that I don’t even need an alarm clock. That and I drink a gallon of water before I go to bed.I’m the best at putting leaves in boiling water. It’s my special tea.
When I was younger, my parents told me I can be anyone I dreamed of becoming. Then I learned the hard way that identity theft is a crime.The bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he convinced her to give him one more shot.If the early bird catches the worm, call me a night owl because I prefer pancakes.I accidentally took out my Blockbuster card at the bar. The bouncer said never mind.
In a job interview, they asked me if I can perform under pressure. I told them I don’t know the lyrics.When two vegetarians get in a fight, is it still called beef?I’m always getting sick during the week. I think I have a weekend immune system.Best dad jokes for kidsWhy does Peter Pan always fly? He Neverlands.Where do sick boats go to get better? The boat doc.If it’s raining cats and dogs, make sure you don’t step in a poodle!What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
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