Move to Los Angeles. Be really sanctimonious about it.
Make paintings of a warm, sunny afternoon and stick them over all of your windows. Inject a little whimsy into the paintings by adding sunglasses to the suns. Wait, does the sun have eyes? Is the sun watching you? Now you’re terrified. It’s too late! Make the best of it.Revel in the fact that the awful weather is a legitimate reason to cancel plans.
Tell everyone within earshot that, actually, you really appreciate how New York has seasons, you know? Keep repeating it until it becomes true. Please let it be true. You love seasons. You love them. Seasons are the best.
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