If Disney really wants to restore the magic to the Magic Kingdom, it needs to have more wild bears, not less.
Sadly there are no known photos of the bear riding Thunder Mountain or the Liberty Belle riverboat. If anybody inside Disney is reading this, though, and has access to the security cameras, you’d be doing the world a favor by leaking them. I’ll even set up a Signal or ProtonMail account, if that helps.
When you’re a kid theme parks still have the power to feel dangerous. Not the rides themselves, usually, but the environments created by Disney’s artists and Imagineers. I never feared for my life on Big Thunder when I was six, but I wasn’t entirely certain that a real ghost wouldn’t follow me home from the Haunted Mansion. That suspension of disbelief disappears quickly, though; by third grade it was clear that pretty much everything at Disney World was just part of the show.
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