“Do you play the violin or just the glockenspiel?” For newyorkerhumor, Alex Baia imagines what Europeans might say to Americans exploring the Continent.
“Holland is not the Netherlands. It is a region in the western Netherlands. Did you not study geography at university?”
“Where are you going? Take the train. My family rides the train from Antwerp to the Shire to pick brambleberries every Midsommar.” “We have sausages for every occasion: breakfast sausages, lunch sausages, holiday Koningsdag sausages, and pre-sausage warmup sausages that we eat before the main sausages.”
“Do you Americans feel that you got a good deal at the Treaty of Paris? Your country is very new. It has big problems. You look confused. You don’t study your own history in kinderschoolen?”
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