Deck the halls with\u2026 monochromatic abstract sculptures.
Naturally, for the holidays, instead of the string-lights, wreaths, advent calendars and wooden cutouts of the word"JOY" that commoners fill their homes with, Kim and Kanye have lined their hearths and halls with an infestation of abstract, oblong plush objects that are unapologetically phallic.
Although they're not owning up to the resemblance. Kim refers to the sculptures as"custom trees," and remarks,"they're so whimsical! Like Whoville, but all white." Trees, these stacks of butt-plug and dildo shaped cushions are not. As for Whoville? I'm pretty sure they just had, like, plain old Christmas trees in
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