The actor claims to love 'square tubes,' and the mystery of what they are is haunting me.
Not just square pasta, but square tube pasta. What shape is that? Does Cage have access to proprietary pasta shapes? He did get into a bidding war with Leonardo DiCaprio over a dinosaur skull, after all. Is the pasta shape available to mere mortals? Did he create it with his mind?? That was it, the rest of my life had to be devoted to The Case of the Mysterious Pasta Shape that Nic Cage Loves.
I have dedicated perhaps more time than average to the study of pasta shapes through my career, travels in Italy, and trips to the grocery store while violently high. I know, for example, the Italian name for the shape of noodles in a jar of Spaghetti-Os. (It’s
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